Ask Assassin 531 Pony - First edition / Asks 1 -10

After a long day I’m finally heading back to hide out, hope all of y’all can hear this, my master gave me this ability to be able to talk to other dimensions so that I may learn about the vast universe out their, I didn’t even want this, heck he even told me to answer any questions y’all have as long as it does not reveal to much about the creed, what do I fucking care, I will reveal as much as I want, now if I’m correct I’m suppose to be in a place called Tumblr, what a stupid name if you ask me, but whatever, my master gave me this ability might as well make the most of it.
He told me i will have it for the rest of my life well woop-de-fucking-doo.

Now I know the first question might be, “What is my name?” and I don’t have a name I have a number, 531 is what I’m called tho if y’all want to call me Assassin that will be good as well any other question are up to y’all so go ahead a torture me with your stupid questions for all I care, I will try and answer them, not that I have any choice.

Places, I have been to so many, from The Crystal Empire to The Dragon Lands.

With enemies, haha their is so many of them it will take days to name them all, but one you all might know who was an enemy is Discord, he no longer is an enemies, but he can be a giant ass hole, he became part of the creed a few days ago so I was forces to become friends with him and it was not an easy thing to do when someone that almost killed you multiple time is now all of sudden good to you

Finally back at the hide out, I would love to just get in and and take a day long nap and even better I can take of this hoodie and take off my spell for my disguise.

Finally in a more comfortable form I can stay in

Now time to go insi-

What the…

Not only can you all hear and speak to me, but you all can send me thing, grate just want I needed random thing I might not need, at least I got some lunch I just hope it’s not poisoned or will give me a strange effect.

I would watch my mouth talking to someone that can end you in less than a minute, but I have read almost every book ans scroll out their and most of my weight is pure muscle.

NO, please don’t say you want to join. Their IS no fun, the only thing you will see if you join is nothing but blood and lost wars.
I did not join the creed because I wanted to, I was born into the creed, my story is very complicated and I have to ask permission from my master to tell you it, but please promise me you will not join, it will only brake you and more you miserable.

I’m sorry, but I don’t know who you are, this spell only allows me to hear and talk to other ponies from another world/dimensions, if I can hear you but not see you that means you are from another world.
I’m sorry, but you must be mistaken me with another pony from another world.
Never the less I do have a few dragon friends out their in the Dragon Lands, but I can’t tell your their names, that is something I do not want to risk.

531: Advice, well my advice will be-

Pinkie/241: HELLO, CAN I PLEASE ANSWER THIS ONE.

531: what… how can you.. I have no idea how you can hear them, but fuck it sure.

Pinkie/241: Ok, so go find the main six, if you don’t know they are, they are Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and me Pinkie Pie, then find the Elements of Harmony, they are located inside The Castle Of The Two Sisters in the Everfree Forest.
Activate the Elements and everything else will just come naturally.

531:Still don’t know how you can hear them, but I don’t care, if any pony wants to ask her questions go ahead, at least I’m not the only one with this curse.

Pinkie/241: Silly Ronnie it’s not a curse, it’s a spell.
You are just talking to the people that are following this Tumblr.

531:My name is not… you know what I don’t care call me whatever you want.

531: So, I heard you visited my sisters today.

Pinkie/241: !!Yuper-doo!!

531: How have they been.

Pinkie/241: They are just as nice and just as fun as usual.

531: I hope you didn’t tell them about me, you know why I have to be kept a secret and I don’t want to put them in danger.

Pinkie/241: Nope, I know it’s important and don’t worry they don’t know a thing, as far as I know they have no idea the creed even exist, so we can keep on working in secret as much as we want.

531: You better tell that to the master, he will be happy, why don’t you join me I was on my way so that I may be able to give my report.

Pinkie/241: I was just on my way, but then I saw you answering questions and I just had to join>

531: Ok then, lets go.

531: Friend, but of cores I will be happy to have another friend. If you are in any sort of trouble don’t hesitate to contact me, I will find a way to go to your dimension so that I may help you.

Pinkie/241: !!HEY BANANA!! I will also love to be your friend as well, I will also try and find a way to go to your place so that we can have a super duper party.

Pinkie/241: I think you mean creed and I have done 452 parties for the creed, 15 of those where for Ronnie here !!NEXT QUESTION!!

531: Pinkie I don’t have a name I have a number, you know I don’t care anymore.
As for the map, ummmm, it will be helpful I guess, me and Pinkie will try to follow it as best as we can.
Now we need to focus, we are about to reach our Master so I won’t be answering any questions till we are out.

531: Pinkie please don’t forget to take off your coat this time, you know it’s very disrespectful if you don’t take it off.

Pinkie/241: 🥺!!Awwww!! But it’s so comfy🥺

531: Piiiinkie

Pinkie/241: FINE

Pinkie/214: Now can we go in, I have some important things to do once I’m out.

531: Yes we can.