Ask the Student Six - Asks 111 - 120

Smolder: Last time they drank coffee, It was a nightmare. She just kept talking and talking and talking.

Sandbar: Silverstream?

Gallus: No. Ocellus! She bounced around so much and wouldn’t shut up. She then fell asleep on the chandelier. Silverstream just started painting weird pictures of sinks.

Silverstream: I remember that! That was a good day

Ocellus: I did NOT talk that much!

Yona: Changeling talked. She talked a lot.

Ocellus: So in short, we do. But it’s usually somecreature else’s.

Yona: Why is mailpony still giving Yona mail?

Gallus: Let’s see who it’s for. Maybe it’s just a mistaken iden- nope. It’s for Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *peeks over Smolder’s spines* OOOOH? MAIL? She’s so smart. She knew I’d be here.

Smolder: Ack! Where did she come from?

Sandbar: Need you even ask?

Silverstream: You’re so silly Smolder. When a daddy and a mummy love each other very much…

Smolder: Nope. Nope. Gonna nope right out of here.

Sandbar: No no no! Why is HE here?

Ocellus: C-calm down everyone. Maybe he’s here to help us with our homework?

Discord: Oh don’t be silly *plucks Yona’s notepad* Why would I want anything to do with *reads* “How to seal ancient spir-” HEY! She did NOT turn ME into a lecture! I didn’t give my stamp of approval at all.

Yona: Maybe You’re not as good as you think you are. No Yak in you at all.

Discord: I most heartily disagree. Ask Pinkie Pie. She and I YAK all the time

Gallus: *snerks* He got you there

Smolder: Is anyone going to question why he’s still submerged on the porch?

Silverstream: Nope! It’s probably better that way.

Discord: Don’t you remember how much fun we had together Sandy? Remember that funny practical joke I played on you! OH! We laughed so hard together.

Sandbar: You left me OUTSIDE CANTERLOT. I had no bits to get back home. It took forever before I found someone I recognised who could help me.

Ocellus: Oh! That’s so mean of you!

Silverstream: Poor Sandy. THIS DEMANDS A GROUP HUG!!

Gallus: Myeh why not. It’s getting colder these days

Yona: Yona group hug charge!!

Smolder: Why do I suddenly feel like we’re about to become skittles…

Sandbar: Woah. Trippy.

Gallus: My eyes just HURT watching that.

Smolder: Hey Ocellus. You alive?

Ocellus: Eugh… Weird headache. And a sudden craving for Jellyfoals

Yona: Yona blame Discord. He’s been lurking around all week!

Silverstream: Hey Everyone! Rarity gave me this AMAZING Scarf! I got you all one too!

Ocellus: Gimmi!

Sandbar: Hey Smolder. Did you get TIED UP with homework today?

Smolder: Hey Sandbar. What temperature does a Pony’s coat catch fire?

Ocellus: Well technically, if we’re speaking about when does it spontaneously combust without oxidation.

Gallus: I think she’s implying that there will be oxidation. Lots of fiery dragon-based oxidation

Yona: Today isn’t Ox-dayshun! It’s Sundayshun!

Silverstream: Ooooh Is Smolder going to set Sandbar on fire? I wonder if he’ll get all fluffy like Gallus did!

Gallus: Oh Gizzards this is HILARIOUS! How does it feel to be the one who got incinerated, Sandbar?

Sandbar: I’m re-evaluating your next Birthday Present.

Smolder: *inspects claws* Both of you Doofuses deserve to be cooked on occasion. I’m just the one who gets the honour to do so.

Yona: Yona concerned. Yona think Yaks more flammable than Ponies

Silverstream: That’s okay Yona! Smolder only picks on the boys

Ocellus: For now, at least.

Silverstream: *Excited bird noises*

Ocellus: Ooooooh Shiny! Is that real silver?

Yona: Of course it’s real. She’s holding it. Silly question.

Sandbar: I think she was asking if it is really SILVER, not asking if Silver was real.

Yona: That’s what Yak said. Of course it’s Silver. We’ve known her for months!

Smolder: I think you’re spiralling down an infinite loop of stupid now.

Gallus: Shhh. Let’s see how long they can keep going before Sandbar gives up or Yona wallops him.

Yona: Professor Rockhoof teaching Yona how to dig fast!

Gallus: *shudder* Soon the only place safe from Yak Smash will be in the skies. Underground, over ground, no creature is safe.

Sandbar: I hadn’t thought of that. Mind giving me a lift?

Smolder: You’re sure in a rush to get back in the sky again, ever since you almost plummeted to your doom during a school trip.

Silverstream: Sandbar has shaken off concussions, Dragonfire, pizza-based food poisoning. I’m pretty sure he was over gravity’s mortal perils an hour later!

Ocellus: I’m not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about his lack of self-preservation…

Ocellus: What’re you guys doing?

Sandbar: We’re going for a picnic!

Yona: Pony knows we’re under curfew after what Dragon did right

Smolder: Oh come on! it was just a teensy little scratch! Now keep distracting anyone who comes by Silver!

Gallus: You cut the chain to the thing that separates the waterfall at the front of the school… which then iced over. Not exactly a teensy tiny conclusion. And you got the rest of us basically grounded for a week.

Smolder: Pfft. If they stopped flailing around, I could’ve melted all of the Ice

Sandbar: You DID melt the ice… And the door… and Councillor Starlight’s tail…

Silverstream: Hurry up guys! I’m getting hungryyyyyyyy!!