Ask the Student Six - Asks 141 - 150

Gallus: Whoop! School’s out!

Ocellus: So what is everyone going to do?

Smolder: Gallus and I are going to stay with Sandbar! We’re going EXTREME sledding in the snow!

Sandbar: I only promised sledding! I don’t know how we’ll make it extreme

Yona: With DRAGONFIRE!

Ocellus: That seems counterproductive. Surely you’ll just melt the snow

Silverstream: Unless Smolder is chasing the other two trying to burn them!

Smolder: Woah... That sounds way cooler than what I had in mind...

Gallus + Sandbar: NO!

Silverstream: No you’re not! You’re back in our dorm! SCHOOL TIME!

Gallus: For the love of Geralt of Griffonia, SANDBAR TURN THAT CLOCK OFF!

Sandbar: No can do! You broke the off switch

Smolder: JEEZ! CAN IT GET ANY LOUDER IN HERE?

Yona: YONA SO GLAD TO BE BACK WITH FRIENDS

Ocellus: *whines* I’m just going to go shapeshift into something without ears now... I forgot how loud you all were

Gallus: WHAT WAS THAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU

Gallus: Can’t fault your logic on that one, Scales,

Sandbar: I don’t think your have the monopoly on orange, Smolder.

Smolder: Hold your tongue, I’m a Dragon. I can hoard ANYTHING.

Silverstream: Haha! That’s funny! because our tongues are orange!

Yona: So dragons hoard tongues?

Ocellus: Dragons are really peculiar creatures.

Smolder: I DON’T HOARD TONGUES!

Silverstream: Skysky is the best! We go Shellhunting all the time and chasm-careening is the best!

Ocellus: Chasm Careening? What’s that? That sounds dangerous.

Silverstream: Yeah! We let outselves get taken by the current down into the depths near the base of Mount Aris!

Gallus: Woah! We’ve got to try that

Smolder: That sounds AWESOME! You’re still not transforming me though.

Yona: Yona no see fun in being dragged underwater uncontrollably

Sandbar: Aww C’mon Yona! It’ll be fun. Let’s see you become the first and best Yak Chasmdiver!

Yona: *Scrunches nose*

Sandbar: I never understood that. Why do Yaks need to be the best?

Yona: Does friend Sandbar not want to be the best?

Smolder: WANTING to be the best and BEING the best are two different things

Silverstream: Maybe it’s, like, striving to be the best you can be, against all odds! Yak culture is so sophisticated and deep!

Gallus: I’m not quite sure how you got that from her saying “Yak best!”

Ocellus: It’s like saying Griffons are very sensitive because they don’t let others form emotional attachments easily, and they don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you’re very hostile initially.

Gallus: Nah. We’re just jerks.

Smolder: The bookbug read some books. There’s a shocker!

Silverstream: Ooooh! What books did you read Ocellus? Did you read the one I gave you?

Yona: Changeling given the same book friend Silverstream gave Yona?

Gallus: I’m fairly sure she gave us ALL the same book

Ocellus: Yep! I read it Silverstream. Although I’m not sure I am confident fixing any sinks, yet alone inventing underwater sinks like you requested in your note inside the cover.

Sandbar: How would underwater sinks even work? Would it be like an underwater geyser which pushes out hot water on command? How would you make it go down a drain? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

Ocellus: Can Hippogriffs even grow moustaches?

Smolder: Dragons can’t. Scales and all that. We can get fins though!

Sandbar: If Griffons can, surely Hippogriffs can.

Gallus: Griffons can’t.

Silverstream: Aww... *moustache falls off* What about that famous chef who came in the other day?

Gallus: Gustave? His is fake. Beaks can’t grow hair like that

Yona: *peers at moustache suspiciously*

Yona: Griffon saw nothing.

Gallus: Griffon saw nothing. Got it

Sandbar: What did you see nothing about?

Yona: He saw nothing about anything

Smolder: Sounds about right. Some stuff just goes right over his head.

Silverstream: Like clouds! Clouds go over your head all the time, Gallus

Ocellus: Is anycreature going to ask why Yona has a moustache?

Yona: Changeling saw nothing.

Yona: Hard to take it serious when you call it a cutie mark. Although Yona still wants Yak cutie mark.

Smolder: Yeah, what’s up with that. Why not a “Destiny Sign” or something more catchy.

Silverstream: Aww. I think it sounds cute.

Sandbar: It’s not meant to be cute! It’s an important sign of your coming of age!

Ocellus: Oooh. So it’s like when Griffons have their “First Feathering”. they get all fluffy and aren’t able to fly and-

Gallus: Not. Another. Word.

Smolder: I’m confused.

Ocellus: Angles! They’re all angles. Acute angle, obtuse angle, right angle.

Smolder: No-no. I mean, when did you get so snarky?

Gallus: She’s always been snarky. Just a polite-snarky.

Sandbar: I don’t think polite snarky is a thing.

Silverstream: I get the joke! *giggles*

Yona: Only angle Yona need to know is best angle of horns for optimal smash.

Ocellus: Sorry every creature. You know I like bad puns. It’s just a REFLEX

Gallus :*groans*