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- Sandbar: What do we even say to this?
Silverstream: Nothing! So is everyone excited about tomorrow?
Ocellus: I am! I am! I am!
Gallus: What’s there to be excited about. It’s just a test.
Ocellus: I know! Isn’t it GREAT!?!
Yona: Yona knew changeling was from a long way away. Yona didn’t realise it was another planet.
- Smolder: I mean... Really. “Orb of Doom”? Who names an artifact like that?
Sandbar: Maybe they were very forgetful and needed reminding which orb it was?
Silverstream: It could have also been Mr. Doom’s orb? Like the Staff of Sacanas, I assume, belonged to somecreature called Sacanas.
Yona: But what if many creature had same name?
Gallus: Then you better hope that they all had similar mindsets. if Mr. Doom #1 was a lovely guy with the cure for scalerot in his orb whilst Mr. Doom #2 had a bunch of honey badgers locked inside...
Ocellus: Eeeeeh... We just said Equestria isn’t subtle. I don’t think anycreature has enough irony or nuance to have an evil-sounding name but be good.
Sandbar: What about Discord
Gallus: What about Discord.
- Silverstream Don’t we get a say in this?
Smolder: Have you considered that none of us care?
Yona: Griffon and pony are so considerate to friends.
Ocellus: Well according to my dictionary, “Tush” means “expressing disapproval, impatience and dismissal. So you’re both seem on par for number one there.
Gallus: That hurt our feelings, ‘Cell!
Smolder: Want me to cauterise the wound?
Sandbar: Um.... Mercy?
- Smolder: Are Hippogriffs always so clingy?
Yona: And fuzzy.
Gallus: Yes. and... maybe? I don’t know.
Ocellus: Do Hippogriffs have a fuzz-scale
Sandbar: I think we should start one. Any excuse for a field trip to Mount Aris.
Silverstream: Did someone say FIELD TRIP?!?!!
- Smolder: Next time, Gallus, you can check how deep it is.
Yona: Don’t you mean how high cliff is?
Smolder: No. How deep the water is. After I bind your wings. You still suck at swimming
Silverstream: He’s not that bad! he’s getting better!
Sandbar: Silverstream, he swims like a drunken cat got shot with a tranquilliser dart. Twice. And then continued drinking
Gallus: Yeah well, Silver would save me by turning me into an awesome shark or something! Tiger shark!
Ocellus: If we’re going for the naming puns, then you’re equally likely to be a Catfish... or a Sealion
- Ocellus: I swear this place is out to get me sometimes.
Rainbow Dash: Yeeeah. We don’t roll that way. Also you got some of my colours slightly wrong. But it’s mostly cool.
Gallus: I’m fairly certain whenever the word “Cool” is mentioned, the professor gravitates towards the speaker.
Smolder: At least she hasn’t imitated us recently for any more pranks.
Silverstream: Yeah.... except for that time she turned into Smolder so I could then change her appearance to see what would happen when we finally convinced you to do it. Heh. That was fun.
Yona: Yeah. Dragonfish was very.... interesting.
Sandbar: *noms on crisps* It’s good when it isn’t me being grilled...
- Smolder: So the true question is, who is she the MOST protective of?
Silverstream: Awww. Don’t make me pick. That’s mean
Yona: Obviously Yona. Because Yaks best.
Gallus: I thought Yaks strongest. So why do you need someone to be protective of you?
Yona: um… Yona mean Yaks most protective. Yona no need protection.
Sandbar: It’s probably Ocellus. She’s the most naïve and helpless of all of us. Plus she’s so small
Ocellus: *pouts* I still have fangs and the ability to drain you of your love, Sandy. I’m not that helpless.
- Gallus: But in all seriousness. What IS beneath your blanket?
Yona: Yona’s.... back?
Smolder: Really? That’s all you’re giving us? Nothing else?
Ocellus: I’m just amazed at how unmovable it is? Even when running it barely even budged.
Silverstream: Yeah! When you fell into the water during that field trip, it didn’t even waft in the water. That’s...... AMAZING!!!
Sandbar: um...Guys. That statue is looking at me funny again.
- Yona: Guuuuys. Silverstream acting evil again.
Sandbar: I’ll get the bucket of cold water and a mop.
Ocellus: What do you need th-
Silverstream: *soaked* Huh? Wossat?
Smolder: You were planning to break the rules of nature again.
Silverstream: Aha! You’ve reminded me of my evil pl-
Gallus: Always bring a second bucket.
- Ocellus: Omigosh! Sometimes i love being in Equestria! So many feelings. So many books. So many SONGS! It’s alien.
Silverstream: Yeah! Boogie down 'Celly!!
Gallus: Is it normal to have so many perfectly choreographed dance and musical numbers on the weekends, Sandbar?
Sandbar: Yeah... I don’t know why. But It works!
Yona: How come we don’t see Sandbar singing all the time?
Sandbar: Because you keep locking me in a cupboard the moment I start until I finish?
Yona: We do?
Smolder: No. I do. It’s weird! You don’t need to sing for every homework group or slightly burnt meal.