Ask the Student Six - Asks 281 - 290

Smolder: A whole year! We’ve had some good times, haven’t we?

Silverstream: Nope!

Smolder: Huh?

Silverstream: They were GREAT!

Ocellus: Yeah! I hope this never ends!

Sandbar: A hundred more years!

Gallus: I don’t think that’s realisti-

Yona: A HUNDRED MORE YEARS!

Sandbar: That was priceless. I heard the girly scream from the other side of the courtyard.

Smolder: Hey Gallus! Nice bite marks. Who’s the lucky bird?

Gallus: Hah. Hah. Go away. I’m off to the nurse to see if I now have tetanus.

Yona: Yona didn’t realise Griffon had such sensitive ears.

Silverstream: Oh, that’s tinnitus! Tetanus is when you cut yourself on something rusty

Yona: But Changeling isn’t rusty, or metal

Gallus: May not be rusty, but her fangs are dang well serrated.

Ocellus: *harrumphs* I told you to stop making fun of me, and you did it anyway!

Silverstream: So THAT'S why Sandy missed Theory of Kindness that one time.

Gallus: Yup. I heard him gargling water and milk for the whole night. Didn’t realise it was ‘cause of you Smolder

Smolder: It was because of him. I was making those muffins for you guys. He just clearly got too greedy and ate them all. Every single crumb. Isn’t that right Sandy.

Sandbar: *flinch* Yuh-huh. Never again. Not gonna touch muffins.

Smolder: Good boy.

Yona: Sounds like Smolder bullying Sandbar...

Ocellus: I think it’s more Sandbar learning a very meaningful lesson. Again. I’m not sure force-feeding him those treats was all in the spirit of the school.

Silverstream: Hot and spicy, Not so nicey!

Smolder: Myeh. To each your own.

Sandbar: It’s magic! Isn’t it obvious?

Silverstream: I mean, How does it work? I even asked professor Dash and she just shrugged and went “Myeh?”

Gallus: To be honest, she does that if you ask her the time too, so don’t hold too much thought for it.

Ocellus: I have two theories about it. The first is that the harmonisation between friends causes excess potential energy to be drawn from one another in a constant flow, before being focused into a beam from a metaphorical iris.

Smolder: So kinda like using a magnifying glass to start a campfire?

Yona: Yona understands that! What other theory does Ocellus have?

Ocellus: That it’s like Professor Pinkie; and thinking about it too much will drop anvils on your head..

Sandbar: It’s Magic!

Ocellus: Well, yeah. Did you think dragons naturally formed a leadership hierarchy?

Smolder: Somehow, I’m not offended by this, because you’re probably right. We’d just fight each other continually.

Gallus: Yeah, but what would a changeling have to benefit from by becoming the leader of dragons

Ocellus: In hindsight, not much. Dragons don’t tend to love their leaders like ponies do. Once it was clear it wouldn’t work, the idea was abandoned but the Dragons continued vying for leadership so it kind of stuck!

Yona: Yona concerned that Changelings interfered with yaks now.

Silverstream: Seeing how 'Celly deals with the cold weather here, I think Yakyakistan is far too cold for them to bug you!

Sandbar: That pun was bad and you should feel bad.

Smolder: And don’t even try being smart by giving me three gems and saying “That’s all you had”. I’m a Dragon. I expect a sizeable haul.

Gallus: Since I’m the one being extorted for your gain, mind tossing a few my way?

Sandbar: And you did use my camera to take the picture.

Ocellus: And technically those were my fang-marks

Yona: Yona brought camera to Dragon too

Silverstream: And I snuck into the photo! You can see me on the left

Smolder: Having considered all of your arguments, No. You’re all getting nothing. Give me my gems.

Ocellus: Oh! How is she doing these days?

Silverstream: She said their village is doing really well!

Sandbar: How many days has it been since the last fire?

Silverstream: Well it was about four weeks. But somecreature stubbed a toe the other day.

Sandbar: Ouch. So back to 0?

Smolder: These sound like my types of creatures. I should really ask her to show me her Nirik form!

Gallus: Preferably when I am at a suitable distance.

Yona: And Yona will stand behind Griffon.

Gallus: That’s cold, Yona

Yona: Not if Griffon hit. Then hot.

Sandbar: How do they have so much energy?

Smolder: Yeah. We were awake until 4 in the morning! Yet they’re up and about a mere four hours later.

Silverstream: *yawns* ‘Celly says she only needs short periods of sleep. And Yona is Yona.

Gallus: A riddle wrapped within an enigma... covered in a fluffy blanket.

Sandbar: Ugh... don’t mention blankets. It’s making me want to go back to mine for a few more hours.

Yona: Friends want to join Ocellus and Yona for race??

Ocellus: I think they’re about to fall asleep in a pile of scales, fur and feathers, Yona...

Gallus: What’re ya reading?

Smolder: Nothing

Gallus: Smart alec. What is Silver reading

Smolder: A book probably, but who knows with her.

Ocellus: Looks like a book on Alicorns. Or Ponies at least.

Silverstream: Yuh huh! It’s really insightful. It says I can become an Alicorn Princess if I believe really really hard and do lots of good deeds!

Yona: That doesn’t sound right.

Sandbar: Nah that’s about right.

Gallus: So clearly since you only have five Alicorn princesses, the rest of you are butts.

Sandbar: You’re a butt.

Smolder: What a pair of goofballs.

Gallus: You’re just jealous we can pull stupider faces than you can.

Smolder: You’ve got me there. You can definitely pull stupider faces.

Sandbar: I think she got you there G! Also, Mudhorse?

Yona: Earth is ground. ground is mud. Mudhorse! Makes sense to Yona

Sandbar: Not you too. Also I’m a Pony. Not a Horse!

Ocellus: *giggles* They’re behaving so sileeeugh-? Siilluurseeem! *flails*

Silverstream: *cackles* Look at the weird face I’m making Ocellus pull! Smiiiiiiiiiiiiile!