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- Ocellus: I mean, really! It’s really bad. I don’t even have holes in my legs!
Sandbar: Well yeah, I know that, I had to get the changeling vibe somehow.
Yona: Sandbar didn’t really try hard, did he?
Sandbar: Hey! That’s not fair. I even have her carapace segments!
Gallus: Drawn badly in ink.
Silverstream: Well I like it Sandbar! You’re even pinning your ears back to look like Celly’s!
Smolder: Told ya the ear thing would pay off!
Sandbar: It did, but focusing on holding them down is surprisingly harder than it looks.
Ocellus: *grumbles* I don’t know if I should feel insulted that you think my elytra are box shaped too *pouts*
- Smolder: You look like a girl.
Sandbar: Well so do you! *pokes tongue out*
Smolder: ... I am a girl
Sandbar: Wait... really?
Smolder: I know you’re trying to be funny - but remember: you’re looking very crystally right now. And I haven’t eaten anything today.... yet.
Gallus: And that, Professor, is why Sandbar is now a pile of ash.
Ocellus: Getting your alibi in order already?
Gallus: Doesn’t hurt. Gotta have a backup plan, y’know?
Yona: But Smolder right. Pony mane does look like girl mane.
Silverstream: Well Sandbar always did spend a lot of time making his mane just right every morning.
- Gallus: Do you think we could take the jewels the Crystal Heart’s aura makes and sell it?
Sandbar: You mean in Ponyville?
Gallus: No, Yakyakistan *rolls eyes* Of course Ponyville. There must be a market for this sorta stuff.
Yona: Why not Yakyakistan? Yaks like gems too. Just not as much as ponies.
Smolder: Aren’t there hundreds of tunnels near or around Ponyville with gems of every kind inside?
Gallus: Yeah but... who actually goes to them?
Ocellus: I guess you could sell them. But the profit margin would be very bad and you’d have to sell them very expensively if you want to make this a business.
Silverstream: How come? I want to sell some bling too!
Ocellus: Well you’d have to make the return journey to the Crystal Empire just to get new stock. And that’s before we even know if this stuff is permanent.
- Yona: Griffon very sparkly
Sandbar: He is, but why is your tail wrapped in tape?
Gallus: Beats me! It’s silver though, which makes it cool!
Silverstream: Does this mean I’m cool??
Ocellus: The Crystal Empire is surrounded by snow. Everything is cool here
Smolder: The correct answer is: Yes, Silver. You’re cool too.
Ocellus: *grumbles* I was trying to be funny.
Smolder: The fact you had to try so hard is funny enough.
- Ocellus: If you don’t stop pinching me, I’ll pinch you back.
Gallus: Jokes on you, I have claws, you have hooves.
Ocellus: No, the joke’s on you. I can change into all manner of creatures with talons to pinch you with.
Gallus: Ah.... mistakes have been made
Sandbar: Seriously? Did you just forget she can transform?
Silverstream: Well to be honest, she doesn’t do it all that often. I can’t even remember the last time she did!
Yona: Wait. Didn’t changeling turn into Griffon during history of friendship when he asked really silly question?
Smolder: No. That was Gallus asking a stupid question.
- Smolder: Not even an awful report card, you’re just going for a disappointing one.
Silverstream: It’s 'Celly. I don’t want to scare her too much! Besides, shoo! Our outfits are meant to be secret!
Smolder: Yeah yeah, I already know what I’m going as. Sandbar is going to regret dressing up as a Dragon that one time...
Yona: Friends talking about Nightmare day?
Ocellus: Night. Yona, Nightmare Night.
Gallus: I don’t know Nightmare Day sometimes seems accurate. I know I have nightmares every time Starlight lets Trixie out without a leash on the school grounds.
Yona: Yona still has flash bees burn from last time*grumbles*
Sandbar: At least we learn that your new fear of Bees up there with your fear of heights.
Yona: Yona not afraid of heights. Yona just doesn’t like when High becomes low quickly...
- Sandbar: So.... What flavour?
Gallus: He’s been caught in the Ice-cream net.
Ocellus: *giggles* Yep!
Yona: Sandbar thinks too late for ice-cream - and now wants one.
Sandbar: I was just asking the flavour!?!
Silverstream: It’s caramel! And you can have some *licks the spoon as she hugs a tub of ice-cream*
Sandbar: Hmph... Thank you...
- Gallus: Also... Y’know... Thanks for the other stuff you said.
Ocellus: D’awww! He’s blushing!
Smolder: Is little Gallywally feeling embarrassed at being fawned over?
Silverstream: It’s okay Gally! It just means you’re loved by everycreature.
Yona: Yes! Yona loves all friends! Yak friends are best friends.
Sandbar: Here here!
Gallus: *Growls* That’s it. I’m teaming up with Professor Dash to zap you all in two days time.
- Sandbar: Does anyone else hear crickets?
Gallus: That’s just Ocellus being happy.
Smolder: I haven’t seen her this giddy since hearts and hooves day. Poor girl was all goo-goo eyed and everything.
Yona: Yona wonders what Affection taste like? Tastes like love?
Silverstream: What does love even taste like?
Gallus: Probably marshmallows and sweeties.
Ocellus: It’s hard to describe what it tastes of. It tastes like that feeling you get which sends shivers down your spine. Like how you wince when somecreature drags their talons on a chalkboard, but its a good feeling instead.
Gallus: So does-
Sandbar: That doesn’t give you freedom to drag your talons on a chalkboard. Again. You too Smolder.
- Silverstream: Gallus! That wasn’t funny! Coming as a Zombie Storm King is just mean! *pouts*
Gallus: Myeh. I scared you so I won. Is that kelp in your mane?
Silverstream: Yuh-huh! it seemed the easiest thing to finish off my appearance as the evil queen of the changelings.
Ocellus: Close enough. The horn was spot on Silver!
Gallus: That brings me onto you. Who on earth is scared of Princess Luna?
Smolder: Myeh. Dragons aren’t scared of anything. We’d go claw to claw with a hydra. But how do you fight your dreams? It’s unnerving!
Sandbar: I guess so. So you’re a dog Yona?
Yona: Yes! Yak is best dog. Griffon hates dogs! He keeps jumping into sky to avoid them
Gallus: Hmph. I do not!
Silverstream: You so do! You even make a little squeal.
Smolder: So Sandbar is Timberwolf?
Sandbar: Yup. Yona doesn’t like ‘em. Something about the creaking they make in the darkness. And you’re... a bat...
Smolder: a VAMPIRE bat!
Sandbar: Well you can just stay up there. Away from me. All night.