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- Smolder: And that’s without succumbing to Greed-induced bigness. That’s such a cop-out.
Silverstream: B-but you’re cute being small! If you get too big, I can’t glomp you effectively!
Ocellus: Worst case scenario, I can turn into a small Smolder for you, Silver! it won’t be the same though.
Smolder: Hah. I don’t plan on getting too big. Just a bit taller would be nice.
Sandbar: You mean you specifically want to be taller than us.
Gallus: Makes sense. Need a bigger head to house the bigger dragon ego.
Yona: Griffon shouldn’t be rude about friend Smolder!
Smolder: Nah, he’s about right. I can so breath larger flames.
Gallus: Eep... - Silverstream: Wait! Why wasn’t I invited?!
Yona: Friend Silverstream and Ocellus were swimming for gems in school lake.
Silverstream: Huh. Oh yeah. Sorry! My memory is a bit wishy-washy today!
Ocellus: *giggles*
Gallus: And why weren’t Sandbar and I invited?!
Smolder: You were both snickering in the corner waiting for me to fall for the collapsible-chair gag.
Gallus: Oh yeah, that’s right. Shame it didn’t work this time.
Sandbar: Was it necessary to set fire to the chair and then stomp it to splinters though? It took us ages to make perfectly!
Yona: Yona apologises. Next time, Yona and friend Smolder will return chair to owner.
Smolder: ...At speed... - Sandbar: So, just like every other weekend?
Ocellus: Even more so! I have a least thirty percent more books!
Gallus: How do you even get this many books? I’m only ever allowed to take out one book at a time from the school library.
Smolder: That’s because you kept falling asleep on them-
Yona: That does not sound so bad to Yona-
Smolder: - And you kept pecking at pages with your beak as you slept.
Yona: Okay. That sounds bad to Yona.
Silverstream: D’aww. Gallus is channelling his part-pigeon! Pecking at breadcrumbs.
Gallus: Excuse me? Eagle, not Pigeon. - Silverstream: *noms happily*
Smolder: Coward.
Gallus: YOU try and say no to that look. It’s like kicking kittens into Tartarus.
Ocellus: You big softy.
Sandbar: You girls always get away with pulling that same stunt.
Yona: Sandbar and Gallus always try same trick to get extra desert from canteen!
Gallus: *pouts* No we don’t!
Sandbar: Only on Thursday. That’s profiterole day...
Silverstream: Did someone say profiteroles! Gimmi! - Smolder: “Maths and Stuff”
Yona: What Dragon mean?
Smolder: *points* Her book. “Maths and Stuff”. Sounds like a very generalised book to have such an.... advanced topic inside.
Gallus: Yeah, Kinda like having a book about colouring with a section on light refraction through prisms...
Ocellus: Light refraction? Since when were you studying physics?
Gallus: Since I realised that there are an awful lot of objects in Equestria which enjoy landing on me.
Sandbar: Not to mention, defying the laws of physics
Silverstream: Discord?
Sandbar: *nods sagely* Discord - Smolder: All of you should totally try this! it’s so awesome!
Silverstream: Yeah! You go Smoldy! We’ll just cheer from way over here!
Sandbar: Smolder seems to forget not all of us are lava-proof
Smolder: Pfft. Not with that attitude you won’t!
Gallus: I always wondered. If you shape-shift into a Dragon, ‘Cell, are you lavaproof?
Ocellus: I-if it’s okay with you, I’d not like to try out...
Yona: It is okay friend Ocellus! Yona fireproof! Yona protect from heat.
Gallus: I get the feeling that Yak Smash would win versus lava... somehow... - Ocellus: Cookie! I want too!
Gallus: YES! Count me in!
Smolder: You are all addicted to sugar. How do you even function?
Sandbar: You’re in Equestria, It’s unavoidable.
Smolder: But they aren’t even from Equestria!
Silverstream: Don’t be coy Smoldy! You love your sweeties too!
Smolder: *grumbles* Not since that “Dentist” pony traumatised me on the subject of sugar
Yona: But Dragon hurt tooth on rock, not sugar. Yet Dragon continues to eat gem rocks.
Gallus: *chewing on a biscuit* Checkmate - Gallus: Sweet feathering Grover! *pants* That scared the life out of me!
Smolder: *flicks some water at Gallus* Calm your rump. This sort of thing shouldn’t surprise you anymore.
Gallus: Yes but having one of the literal original Diarch of a nation APPEAR infront of you is, even by Equestrian standards, a little unusual!
Princess Celestia: Oh, Hello, my little ones. I apologise for dropping in like that. This tome has a few little “jokes” left inside it that I’ve yet to disarm before returning it to the restricted section.
Ocellus: Oooh! I’d like to see inside the restricted section. Maybe I can ask Headmare Twilight for a visit sometime.
Yona: Restricted section of pony library sounds bad. Yona thinks friends should stay out of it.
Sandbar: Yeeeah. Didn’t you remember the lesson on magical comic books? I agree with Yona here.
Silverstream: Y’know. The Professors never told us who actually made that enchanted comic... - Yona: Why would Yona break Sandbar? Ponies too dramatic.
Sandbar: I’m just used to being either clawed or burnt or bitten by you guys...
Silverstream: Don’t forget hugged!
Ocellus: Do we really do all that stuff to you?
Gallus: Sandbar’s just being a worrywart. I get all that stuff done to me too and I turned out alright!
Smolder: *snerks* Sure you did. Although Yona, you did also hit Sandbar with a log that one time. That may have given the poor colt a complex...
Yona: Yona was demonstrating Yakyakistani Ironwood. Sandbar understands Ironwood strength now. - Sandbar: *coughs* How do you generate this much dust, G?
Gallus: *hums idly* Sweep sweep sweep...
Smolder: I think he’s in his “groove” now.
Yona: Griffon make enthusiastic, but bad cleaner.
Silverstream: What do you mean? Look how sparkly the floor is!
Ocellus: Maybe, but he keeps blowing the dust over the other cleaned sections whilst he flaps his wings!
Gallus: Sweep sweep sweep