Ask the Student Six - Asks 421 - 430

Silverstream: And what’s this?

Ocellus: That’s a diagram displaying crystal resonance and how it impacts on creatures senses on a thaumaturgic level.

Silverstream: No, I mean this!

Ocellus: Oh... it looks like... a coffee stain?

Smolder: I don’t get how you can just sit and read on a sunny day like today.

Sandbar: Different yokes for different folks. Somecreatures just enjoy relaxing in the sun

Yona: But neither Changeling nor Hippogriff wear yoke...

Gallus: Term of phrase, Yona.

Smolder: ...And then Headmare Twilight told me not to be so reckless around such impressionable fillies. It was just an experiment! She likes that sort of stuff.

Gallus: Surely by now you’d have figured out if you were or were not able to breathe water or ice

Smolder: Nyeh. You never know till you try!

Ocellus: And what happened to the fire?

Applebloom: We put it out with a fire bucket!

Sweetie Belle: Water bucket.

Applebloom: That’s just ceramics!

Sweetie Belle: Semantics. And no it’s not - fire buckets are full of sand!

Scootaloo: Shouldn’t they be full of fire?

Yona: Why little ponies know so much about fire?

Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Scootaloo: No reasons!

Sandbar: Many... many reasons.

Silverstream: I want to hear every single one!

Sandbar: Come on! Put those big wings to use! Flap!

Gallus: You are at least FOUR times my weight right now!

Smolder: I guess you could say that Gallus is really a featherweight

Ocellus: *giggles* That’s n-not funny!

Yona: Yes! Griffon has weight of feather!

Gallus: Yeah well, At least I managed to survive the weekend without passing into a sugar coma.

Silverstream: Wait! I didn’t go into a sugar coma!

Smolder: Because we locked all the chocolate away from you. We’re not repeating last year.

Silverstream: Awww...

Yona: Friends did it for Silverstream's own good.

Sandbar: *belches*

Gallus: So that’s where my pencil went!

Ocellus: Don’t you have like... thirty pencils?

Gallus: All pencils are mine. Griffon laws apply.

Yona: This Yona Yak pencil. Specially weighted. Allow Yona to practice balance.

Smolder: Balancing your.... head?

Yona: Yes! Yaks need perfect poise because otherwise horns grow in bad way?

Sandbar: I swear when you talk about poise, you know you've spent too much time around Professor Rarity.

Silverstream: Why do I now picture Yaks with corkscrew horns?

Ocellus: Smiling at somecreature can really make their day!

Smolder: Is it really -that- impactful on creatures? Smiling?

Gallus: I’m fairly certain its considered a superpower here - that and rainbows.

Yona: Smiles are super important! Professor Pinkie says so!

Silverstream: Huh? That’s not what I had written down in my notepad...

Sandbar: You misspelt it as Simile.

Silverstream: I guess you could say I was as silly as a goose!

Sandbar: I walked into that one. *chuckles*

Gallus: You look traumatised.

Smolder: She just appears! You don’t even realise until your personal bubble is popped.

Sandbar: A bit like Pinkie Pie.

Silverstream: But I’m Purple!

Ocellus: More like a light magentaish grey...

Yona: Hippogriff and Yak cultures very similar. Nuzzles are sign of affection and friendliness!

Silverstream: Nuzzles are the bestest!

Pinkie Pie: Especially if you have snuggles at the same time! Then you get Snuzzles!

Silverstream: *gasps* That sounds amazing!

Ocellus: Oooh! I have loads of questions! What’s the population density of Somnambula? I mean I know It’s just northwest of Saddle Arabia but since they’re in the same landmass I thought you’d...

Gallus: And there she goes. Good luck stopping her teach’.

Smolder: I’m surprised how many reformed creatures there are around Ponyville...

Sandbar: You get used to it.

Smolder: No, I mean - I’m surprised so many of you ponies go evil.

Silverstream: They don’t go evil Smoldy! They just get cranky.

Yona: So what friend Silverstream saying is that evil creatures are like wailing calves?

SSTempest by Sintakhra: *arches an eyebrow* I’d like to think I was a little more intimidating than that.

Silverstream: What’s so confusing?

Sandbar: I don’t know how this thing works? How do I move it?

Silverstream: You move it like you’d normally move your flipper!

Yona: Pony no have flipper.

Silverstream: *pouts* Well it wasn’t hard for me to learn to walk again when we returned to the surface. Maybe just imagine your hind legs are tied together and wiggle like a worm!

Gallus: I guess having brand new limbs and the like would be a bit confusing for the first time you experience it. What do you th-

Smolder: I’m still not doing it. Don’t even think of asking

Gallus: Dang. What about you ‘cell? How do you adapt to changing form?

Ocellus: Changelings don’t really have any issues with adapting to their hosts bodies except in infancy.

Smolder: *deadpans* Really? A nap?

Gallus: I’m entitled to naps. There were no classes last week.

Sandbar: Well... he is part cat, and it has been really sunny.

Silverstream: *But he’s also part bird! And birds don’t sleep for long at all! *nods sagely*

Ocellus: Birds are actually alert at all times, even when they’re asleep.

Sandbar: Maybe that’s why he conked out for so long. All this time being constantly alert.

Smolder: *faceclaws* Why are you all defending him?
Yona: More likely Griffon was too lazy to do gardening activity this week.

Silverstream: Brushies! I’ll brush you Yona!

Sandbar: Brush what exactly. Hair? Fur?

Smolder: Maybe she’s secretly going to ask you to brush the floor of her room, Gallus.

Gallus: ONE time. I enjoy myself ONE time and you feel the need to bring it up in casual conversation over and over.

Smolder: It’s just so easy though.

Ocellus: Could be worse. She could be asking him to tie up her hair again.

Yona: Yona never asking for that. Yona learnt from mistakes.