Friendzone is Over

Rarity- Thank you for buying the fabric that I need for my new dress, Spike! The walking won't be very large, right?

Spike- (Sarcastic) No, of course not. [HELP ME... BEAR GRYLLS...]

R- Well, I'll thank you with the best way possible. Give me one second.

S- (Thinking) YES! FINALLY! THIS IS IT!

R- Here's a chocolate cake made by Pinkie Pie! For my good friend Spike!

(Spike forever alone)

-Is it Delicious?

(The person who said that is Pinkie Pie)

Spike- Don't talk to me about your cake.
Pinkie Pie- What's wrong, little sad boy?

S- I've always liked Rarity, and I thought that with doing some favours for her , she could see that. But no, she tells me we are friends and that's it. And this annoys me!

S- I don't think I have a chance.

P- What if I tell you that you have it? I can help you to get what you want.

P- You just have to answer if you love her.

S- Yes.

Pinkie Pie- Come over here, Spike!

(Spike enters)

PP- SHAZAM! Welcome to the base of Madame Pinkie!

Spike- Ha ha ha, she said a base...! IT'S A VARIETY STORE!

Spike- What's this?
Pinkie Pie- The solution of your problems.

PP- This is the lust heart. If you put this on a person, she'll fall in love of you. There's an story about a knight who paunch the heart of a dragon and shows off as a trophy in a party. Later, that knight was dead by his wife.

S- What a story, Pinkie!
PP- Thank you, I wrote it.

S- I'll take it for 1o bits!
PP- Hey, I put the price here! 300 bits!

Spike- By Celestia, there's not even in the library that amount of money! Unless... *!*

(He looks at the library)

Spike- I'll buy it for the Twilight's library. She's still in the hospital, relaxing, so I want to give you it. Do you want it or you refuse it?

Spike- Hi, Rarity! Do you have a minute?

Rarity- Of course! Precisely I've done the dress for that creature.

(Fluffle Puff goes out)

R- What do you want, Spike?
S- I know you like jewels...

S- ...so I've bought something very special for you.

S- Could you let me put it on you, please?

Rarity- I'm going to pick up my hair for you to put it on me.
Spike- Oh, indeed.

R- Is the jewel put on?

*BBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZ!!!!*

S- Ok, Rarity! Now answer this! Do you wanna be my special person forever?
R- With all the passion of the world.
S- YES! FINALLY!

-Descending the unit Spiker to the surface of the planet "Bedroom".
His essential goal: Become a man.
The unit Spiker scales with all the pleasure a strangely soft mountain.
After have reached the top, he encounters the most desired specimen on this planet...
¡the sacred tentacle!

-Spiker must be peaceful and the sacred tentacle will be attracted by him. And he knows how to do that: He puts his hands in their creamy lips and the tentacle will give up quickly. Spiker is going to become a man in one second.

*BLAM!*

Spike- Sweetie Belle, I told you, don't open the door...! Oh...

*Twilight Sparkle appears*

So, yeah, Twilight seems to be recovered after that accident with the firework.

Twilight- You're not gonna get away from this, Spike, after all what you've done.

Spike- Well, as I can see, you're pretty good. What does have the medic told you? How do have your... you know?

T- The medic said to me this morning I can go home, after have been suffering so many obscene jokes for months. It still hurts me when I walk, but after that I went to the library and Pinkie told me you've sold it for a damned jewel for Rarity.

S- Sneak...!

T- You have one second for telling me what does Pinkie do in MY library.
S- I-I-I don't know...

Voice of Pinkie Pie- BYE, EQUESTRIA!
Twilight & Spike- *?*

Pinkie Pie- Let's get this party started!

*And the library blasts off*

PP- Wiiiii! We're in space!
Twilight- PINKIEEEEEEEEE!

Twilight- Why have you done fly my library?
Pinkie Pie- Because I wanted go to space.
T- That doesn't make sense, crazy!
Spike- Could anyone just untie me?

T- And how have you done it?
PP- I'd like yo tell you, but we are out of fuel.
T- WHAT?!
S- No, they doesn't listen me. Women...

PP- Ehm, Twilight, ever saw the ending of Crank?

Sweetie Belle- Look, Rarity, a shooting star! Make a wish!
Rarity- Spike... (yes, she has that damned jewel)

*CRASH!*

PP- Well, that was fast.
T- You two... if we're gonna get out of this... you're gonna be screwed.

*Pinkie Pie has been interviewed by hundreds of journalists from around the world. Princess Celestia admired her for her courage because nobody had arrived to the space until now and she named that day as "Sputnik's day" by Pinkie's demand because "she has seen it in another world.*

Princess Luna- Nobody praised me when I came back from the moon. ¬¬

*Also, Celestia helped Twilight to liberate Rarity from the curse. She did it, she took the damned jewel and she keep it on a place where nobody could find it... Or could they?*

*And Spike... Well, he's suffering the consequences.*

Twilight- 5 hours left. Calculate the diameter of the sun.
Spike (with a bear trap in his head)- I DON´T KNOW!