Lost on an Island - Pages 1 - 12

Mayor Mare- So... has your house exploded, right?
Octavia- Yes. It's Vinyl's fault.
Vinyl- Hey, you sprinkled my fuel, not me!
O- Exactly, YOUR fuel.

O- Anyway, Mayor Mare, we've come here because our insurance house wasn't enough. But I have so good contacts in Canterlot. Is the post-mail doing his job right? It must be some money leakage.
M- No, it isn´t. It seems the money that they sent you wasn't enough.
V- BOOOOOORIIING!
O- How's that possible? My family is rich.
M- You know, Octavia: That things happens.

Octavia- I still don't believe it. I'll call to my parents.
Vinyl Scratch- *!*

O- Buck, I haven't enough money for a call box! Do you have some bit, Vinyl? Vinyl?
V- Thanks, dude. Defend my only bit for your life.

O- VINYL! YOU HAD JUST ONE BIT! AND THE WORST THING, YOU BOUGHT SOME CHIPS!

Vinyl Scratch- Ñam ñam ñam... Wow, two golden tickets! Oh, by Celestia... Tavi, go to see this!
Octavia- Get lost...
V- I SAID GO!

V- The tickets says: "Congratulations, this ticket will allow you to travel in the RMS Celestia. You'll be in first class, everything will be paid and your destiny will be Manehattan, where your next house will be paid too".

Vinyl Scratch- Wii! We're going to travel in the Celestia!
Octavia- Wait a moment... This has so many plot holes. Why are two tickets like these in a chips package? How often does it appear? Who distribute it? A fast food company can really do that with these inusual tickets? I think he would be very silly or very senseless. What do you think?
V- Hmmmm...

MEANWHILE... Derpy. Oh, Derpy!

Vinyl Scratch- Don't worry, Octavia. Let yourself go and have fun.

*Wait... shadows? I'll take off my glasses and...*

Prince Blueblood! How the heck...?

Vinyl- You're covering me the sun. Could you get off?
Blueblood- Couldn't do to present herself a beautiful girl of Octavia? (I don't know if the translation was correct.)
V- Here!

*CRACK!!*

BB- My... successors...
V- Who does he think he is? And how did he met you, Tavi?
Octavia- He's my ex.

Vinyl- That guy was you ex?!
Octavia- For the fourth time, Vinyl, yes. I broke off with him because he was arrogant. In a gala I thought have seen him with a lady. I'm so sorry for her.
V- So... Did you get laid?

*Awkward moment*

O- Get dressed. A party in the salon is going to be started. And don't mess up like what happenes in that abbey.
V- Oww...

Random lady- And how did you get in this watership?
Octavia- Oh, under unusual circumstances.
Vinyl- *It's warm, this clothes makes me silly and this conversation is annoying*.
O- Besides, this night is splendid... ?
V- I'm out.

V- What a boring night, by the love of Celestia.

*DING DING DING DING*

V- ?

Blueblood- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm amazed with a night like this. Warm, idyllic... I don't ask for anything more.
Vinyl- Let's troll him a bit. Behind the stage it must be something.
Blueblood- I want to do of the night the most memorable... The best night ever.

Random lady- Excuse me, Blueblood, but, what is this thing right behind you? It looks pretty big.
Blueblood- Wait! Is the curtain opened? Oh oh...
Vinyl Scratch- ALL HAIL THE WUB, BABY!

Vinyl- And then, the preppy becomes deaf, was taken to the medic and didn't shout revenge against me. Cool, huh?
Octavia- Vinyl, are you conscious that what you did could cost this travel and even our new house? Have you ever even use your head?!
V- C'mon! What's the worst thing that could happen to us? They left us in the ocean or on an island?
O- I don't wanna think about it. Well, let's sleep. AND PUT ANOTHER SHIRT, YOURS SMELLS VERY BAD!
V- But I use it for everything!

Octavia- Huh? Where does this music come from?
Mozart- You should know it, Octavia. You dream with me every night.
O- MOZART! This dream should be real.
M- I get the hint.
O- Oh, Mozart, you're incredible!

*Well, outside of the dream...*

O- C'mon, Mozart... sit down on my chair and ride...

*And then... WUB WUB WUB*