Ask the Student Six - Asks 221 - 230

Yona: Why would Griffon take somecreatures chocolate without asking?

Sandbar: Unlesss....

Silverstream: He thought they were meant for him. It makes perfect sense! Why else would he eat chocolates from a heart shaped box?? Who’s the lucky bird, Gallus?

Gallus: What’re you taking about. The box wasn’t heart shaped.

Sandbar: It totally was.

Gallus: No. It was SPADE shaped. You’re looking at it the wrong way around. Griffons enjoy card games. We’ve got great poker faces.

Ocellus: Well clearly you don’t, with that expression..

Smolder: Probably because he was the birdbrain who kept losing all the time.

Gallus: SILVERSTREAM! WHY ARE THE SINKS SPRAYING WATER AT MACH TEN???

Silverstream: They’re upgraded! I did it myself!

Smolder: We know. That's why we came to you directly.

Yona: Yes! Yaks don’t mind snow, but Yaks not fans of water.

Ocellus: I don’t mind a little bit of water. I don’t have a body coat or a mane so it’s not a real issue for me. Just cold, I guess.

Silverstream: Ooooo I can fix that! Want me to make it pump out warm water.

Sandbar: I have the feeling that if you did, It’d probably fire boiling water at everycreature..

Smolder: *grumbles* Well this water is making me produce smoke *coughs* So it’s good you didn’t mess with the sprinkler system.

Silverstream: Oh, I upgraded those first actually.

Gallus: .... oh feathers...

Ocellus: Owie

Smolder: Feeling better now?

Ocellus: No! You whacked me with your tail!

Sandbar: Aww. I had ten bits on Smolder being too afraid to hurt Ocellus to stop her.

Gallus: You clearly don’t know Dragons. The only thing they treasure are gems.

Silverstream: Now that’s not fair. Ocellus is a Gem in and of herself!

Yona: Plus she has those Changeling memory gems.

Smolder: Yeah, I tried those. They didn’t taste as nice.

Ocellus: *harrumphs*.

Gallus: So. Serious question. How long does everyone spend on their looks? ‘Cause i’m rocking a five minute shower then a three-second feather tussle.

Smolder: Yeah. That’s pretty obvious. Well back home I’d just flop into a lava pool and the dirt would just melt off me.

Ocellus: Well, I was asked to fit in so it only takes me about as long as a regular Pony. Although drying isn’t as big an issue. Chitin is best!

Silverstream: You’re telling me! Turns out transformation doesn’t solve wet manes *pouts* So it takes me a lot longer. About an hour?

Yona: Yona takes as long as Yona needs. Yaks don't waste time.

Sandbar: Well I last clocked myself at taking at least ninety minutes.

Silverstream: Wowie! Why so long?

Gallus: Heaven forbid a strand is out of place

Sandbar: Gotta keep my mane in it’s awesome state. It doesn’t do it itself y’know? I knew you’d understand G!

Gallus: *facedesk*

Gallus: You have the weirdest thinking face, Silverstream. Like, hatchling-terrifying in ways i could not imagine. No offence.

Silverstream: Aww. That’s not a nice thing to say *sniffs*

Yona: Griffon will apologise! That is mean thing to say.

Sandbar: But it’s a very -Gallus- thing to say.

Ocellus: Lots of creatures look a little bit silly when they think hard. I’m sure even Gallus has a silly face too when he thinks.

Smolder: That implies he thinks.

Gallus: Hey. I said no offence!

Ocellus: You shouldn’t have stayed up all night with Sandbar planning characters for our next session! Your light was still on at 2am!

Gallus: How do you know it was on? Why were you awake?

Silverstream: Well duh, she was with me, planning our characters!

Sandbar: *yawns* Well why aren’t you two tired?

Yona: Friend Silverstream is almost never tired. She bounces more than a... really bouncy thing!

Smolder: And Ocellus probably just drank from Silver’s enthusiasm. Explains how much energy she had today in class.

Smolder: Didn’t we -technically- skip classes during the whole “World ending magic” crisis thing?

Ocellus: No! Because there weren’t any official staff members to take lessons, ergo the lessons were not -official-.

Gallus: That really sounds like an excuse not to say “We skipped class to save the world”.

Ocellus: We didn’t skip class!!!

Yona: Yona not good at skipping. She just didn’t turn up.

Silverstream: Yeah! Skipping classes can be fun! Remember the first day of school? When we skipped lessons to go to the lake?

Ocellus: Considering the school was CLOSED and it was RE-OPENED, I don’t think that counts.

Sandbar: I think you’re in denial, ‘Cell.

Yona: Besides. Yaks more aerodynamic than Pony. Yona cannot move as quickly in small pony body.

Gallus: How does that even work? Surely Yaks should be slower.

Yona: Yaks pure concentrated strength. Pony like feather. Yak like rock. Rock flies further and faster than feather.

Sandbar: At least her priorities haven’t changed. Still the same Yak we know.

Silverstream: Although you are REALLY ADORABLE as a pony, Yona! Not that you're not equally adorable as a Yak.

Smolder: Is anyone else not going to mention how there are now TWO award statues of Yaks lying around the campus.

Ocellus: Oh dear...

Smolder: Flames take you, I work my tail off at this school!

Ocellus: That’s true! She’s always with us during study groups!

Gallus: Doesn’t that just mean she’s bad at lessons if she needs a group for everything?

Sandbar: Kind of biting yourself in the flank there, since you’re at just as many groups as her.

Gallus: I know my own failings.

Silverstream: Speaking of which, does anyone have the answer to question 3: “What makes a friendship 20% cooler?”

Yona: Yona just put 'snow'. Snow usually makes things cooler.

Silverstream: Seems legit!

Ocellus: Awww. That’s so sweet!

Yona: That explains why friend Sandbar keeps taking photos when friends all together!

Gallus: It does. If only he could turn off the Flash - I’m starting to develop epilepsy...

Sandbar: Oh yeah, What did you want to be after school?

Silverstream: I want to be meeeeeeeeeeee!

Smolder: Same - but bigger. Gallus’ ambition is clearly to become a stand up comedian.

Yona: Yona want to continue to be Yak!

Ocellus: I don’t know what I’d like to be...

Gallus: Probably a book.