Ask the Student Six - Asks 391 - 400

Yona: Hippogriff means watermelon, doesn’t she?

Smolder: What is even the difference? They both use water to grow don’t they?

Gallus: Let’s ask our resident horticulturalist .

Ocellus The seed placement insider wa-

Gallus: Nu-uh. Sandbar. You.

Sandbar: Why are you looking at me?

Gallus: Earth pony. You’re meant to grow stuff. Explain the difference.

Ocellus: I was trying to say that in watermel-

Sandbar: I don’t know anything about growing watermelons!?!

Silverstream: They’re so cuddly! That’s clearly the difference!

Ocellus: *sighs* Yeah. Let’s just go with that.

Yona: *pats Ocellus* Changeling made attempt. That is what matters.

Ocellus: Everyone loves hugs! Even you.

Gallus: Shaddup.

Ocellus: That’s not a nooooooo *giggles*

Gallus: ....shaddup...

Silverstream: I always wondered why you’re very open to hugs, Smolder

Smolder: I’m not open to hugs. I’m just not very resistant to them. There’s only so long the cliff can hold up against the waves.

Sandbar: Poetic. But next time you give me a hug, can you not try to break my ribs?

Smolder: *snickers* Just showing how much I care.

Yona: Yona told Sandbar he should not have eaten Dragon’s biscuit.

Sandbar: But it was sitting right there on the table! It cried out to me in anguish.

Smolder: Buh... Huh.... Wha...?

Silverstream: I think you broke her. Stop teasing her now 'Celly!

Ocellus: Huh? I’m not using any magic.

Gallus: *flicks her horn* Seriously?

Ocellus: Ouch! And Yes seriously.

Gallus: Huh. Who’d’ve thunk.

Yona: *sips her hot chocolate* Yona have friends

Sandbar: And friendship is magic!

Smolder: *facedesks*

Silverstream: Sandbar would make an amazing changeling! He really does look like the professors!

Ocellus: I could find some flaws in that. He’s lacking horns and wings for a start.

Gallus: Myeh. Details! That can be fixed with some cardboard and sellotape.

Smolder: We should try and find some other hairstyles for him to wear! Maybe see how he could pull off a Silverstream!

Silverstream: Oh my goodness! Yes! All my yes!

Yona: Ooh! Try Yona hair! Sandbar will make great yak!

Sandbar: I will strike when you least suspect it. And my wrath will be terrible.

Smolder: Oh hey, the dynamic duo is up to it again.

Ocellus: We can’t help it! It’s so much fun!

Yona: What fun about finding small critters?

Silverstream Come on Yona! They’re adorable!

Yona: Yona prefer to stay away. Yona no want to... um.. Yona no want to hurt critter.

Gallus: Agreed. I’ll just stay up here.

Sandbar: Definitely not because you’re scared. And do you need to use Yona’s horns as a perch?

Gallus: So Silverstream can use them but I can’t? How unfair is that!

Yona: *blinks* Griffon is where?

Smolder: Such a lightweight. In both definitions.

Ocellus: I don’t understand how this is meant to be a friendship lesson

Discord: Oh come now! it’s obvious what lesson i’m referencing! Waiting for you all to get it is like watching grass grow.

Yona: Yona thinks Draconequus is being silly.

Silverstream: Oooh! He looks just like how Professor Dash said Professor Rarity looked like when Trixie was in town for the first time!

Discord: Ding ding ding! Points to the winged pink sea-sausage!

Smolder: That’s not even a friendship lesson! Trixie just turned Professor Rarity’s mane green because she could!

:icondiscordannoyedplz:: I’m sure there’s a friendship lesson there. Go ask your other teachers. They’ll know.

Gallus: JUST TURN ME BLUE AGAIN.

Sandbar: Nothing wrong with being green *grumbles*

Gallus: Way to kill an entire lesson’s worth of time Smolder! Easiest hour of napping I’ve had so far.

Ocellus: I really enjoyed it!

Silverstream: I learnt so much! I never knew they were able to varnish a ponies room!

Sandbar: Banish ponies to the moon.

Silverstream: Oooh. That makes way more sense now.

Yona: Yona bored. Yona knew all this already.

Twilight: That’s very good Yona! I’m pleased you’re taking a proactive approach to your studies. I’m sure there are some things you can touch up on about the elements though-

Yona: No. Yak memory is best. Yona remembers all

Smolder: I call rubbish at that! No way your memory is that good

Yona: Yona know Headmare quotes book wrong a lot in lesson

Twilight: Wait WHAT?

Sandbar: Are you sure that’s true, Yona?

Yona: What Sandbar saying? Of course it is true! Yaks know how important Yaks are to world. We learn about it during sacred Yak rituals.

Ocellus: I’d really like to hear about these rituals sometime Yona! You don’t often find literature on Yak Cultures...

Gallus: Of course not. There’s no stationary shops in Yakyakistan to buy quills, pencils and paper. They wouldn’t be able to write books without materials! Silly bugling.

Smolder: I can’t picture a Yak Businessman setting up a chain of stores in Yakyakistan...

Silverstream: *snorts and giggles* I can! And it’s really funny!

Gaby : You are not taller than me! See! I can see over your head easily!

Gallus: You’re standing up you gibbering goof *rolls eyes*

Yona: Griffon really is small?

Sandbar: I don’t think he’s much shorter than the othergriffs we’ve seen-

Silverstream: Gabbbbyyyyy *glomps* It’s been so long!

Smolder: You literally said the same thing last week.

Silverstream: Yeah but i didn’t hug her!

Ocellus: I don’t know if I’d describe that as a hug. It was more like a precision airstrike...

Gaby : *gigglesnorts* Don’t be so silly! It’s great to see you too Silvy!

Gallus: What do you mean you couldn’t think of anything? You’re you!

Sandbar: Yeah. You’re usually produce as much party paraphernalia as Professor Pinkie Pie!

Silverstream: *whines* But you put so much pressure on me! And it was last minute too!

Sandbar: So? I held up a sign for my milestone. That worked for me

Smolder: Dude, you literally scrawled “100 Followers” and then covered up the number in the presentation. You have no high ground here.

Ocellus: It’s okay Silvy! I’m sure they’ll love all... one two three... seven.... fourteen.... thirty nine of your signs?

Yona: Boys being very bad! Peer pressure not good for friendship. Friend Silverstream should not be rushed to make her stone-mile banner.

Gallus: Maybe so, but It’s not much of a milestone if post four hundred and seventeen is patting you on the back for post four hundred...

Silverstream: *whimpers* But then Four hundred and seventeen will need a banner too, to prevent from hurting his feelings.

Smolder: What cyclic beast from Tartarus have you just birthed...