Ask the Student Six - Asks 341 - 351

Yona: Dragon set fire to Headmare Sparkle?

Sandbar: You cooked the Princess of Friendship?!?!

Smolder: Dude, calm down. She asked for it.

Gallus: Woah, I never knew you’d have the guts to pick a fight with an Alicorn.

Smolder: First of all - I’m a Dragon. I’m scared of nothing-

Ocellus: - Except Princess Luna -

Smolder: -SECONDLY, She literally asked for it. She wanted to do a study on dragonfire and it’s magical properties. She tried to tweak my innate magic. Then her mane caught fire on the next test.

Silverstream: I always felt that Friendship causes a warm feeling in your tummy, now it causes warm feelings all over.

Ocellus: I guess that explains the fire extinguisher the Princess has been carrying around for the last few days...

Sandbar: What’s not to like about Wednesday! It’s halfway through the week!

Gallus: Debatable. The week is seven days long and it’s the third day.

Sandbar: Yes, but you have the weekend. So a week is only five days, therefore it’s in the middle

Ocellus: So if a week is five days, then what is the weekend plus the week called?

Yona: A week

Smolder: But Sandbar just said that, at least in Equestria, a week is five days.

Yona: Yes?

Silverstream: So together are they a weekendweek?

Ocellus: Or do Ponies think of the weekend like book-ends, one day either side, because then Wednesday is the middle of the week.

Gallus: Everything comes back to books with you ‘Cell...

Smolder: This is just confusing - Wake me up on Saturday.

Silverstream: *scratches mane* I don’t even know when Saturday is now...

Gallus: Oh come on! You’re all being lazy!

Silverstream: Huh? How come?

Gallus: I went through all the effort to be lazy on Monday - and you’re all not even trying now!

Yona: But wasn’t Griffon being kind and doing all the hard work of answering for us?

Smolder: *snerks* Haha.. .good one Yona.

Yona: What Yona say that is funny?

Smolder: Oh... um... Nothing. Nevermind!

Sandbar: G does have a point. ‘Cell is just abusing her cuteness now.

Ocellus: Huh? I was reading a title from a book on a shelf. What did I miss?

Gallus: See! Lazy!

Ocellus: I’m confused...

Smolder: Where’s your Loyalty! I thought we had each others backs!

Gallus: I was being Honest. Also I didn’t want detention.

Yona: Dragon wasn’t very Kind to Counsellor Pony!

Silverstream: Come on! Even you couldn’t stop your Laughter Yona!

Sandbar: I think calling that simply ‘laughter’ is too Generous. She was on the floor!

Ocellus: Well don’t blame me when Counsellor Starlight blasts you with her Magic. She looks really mad.

Starlight: ... forcing the Elements of Harmony into a conversation won’t save you, no matter how punny they are...

Silverstream: We could try to come up with some Kite ones?

Smolder: Most of those would just go over our heads though.

Gallus: Ba-dum-tsss.

Ocellus: Brrr... How can you be swimming in this weather S-silverstream. It’;s f-freezing!

Silverstream: Is it? I can’t really tell. We just don’t move as much during the winter seasons.

Yona: Yaks don’t feel winter cold, but even Yona not going to jump into icy water!

Gallus: Agreed. Griffons aren’t big fans of the cold either.

Smolder: That's because you automatically puff up and get embarrassed.

Gallus: Sh-shut up!

Sandbar: Speaking of cold, will you guys be helping get Winter ready this year?

Ocellus: S-sounds fun. So long as I c-can wear plenty of hats.

Gallus: That brick still creeps me out.

Sandbar: Stop calling him a brick. I don’t mock your mouse-

Gallus: -Yeah you do-

Sandbar: -as much.

Ocellus: D’aww. You two look adorable together.

Smolder: Did you ever tell Rockbert that you were getting ready to throw his relatives at Apple Bloom’s window that one night you saved us?

Silverstream: I imagine that was an exceptional circumstance and that he’d be understanding. He’s very considerate.

Yona: Yona confused. Are friends able to speak rock?

Silverstream: How did you even get away with wearing that Smoldy?

Smolder: Professor Twilight was too focused on her lecture cue-cards to look at each of us!

Gallus: Although Spike kept giggling like a girl in the corner.

Ocellus: Wait, you were wearing it in that lecture? I was sat right next to you and didn’t see it!

Yona: Changeling was writing lots. Yona only wrote two pages and Ocellus wrote sixteen.

Sandbar: Wait, you counted?

Yona: Friend Ocellus draws little heart pictures in corner of page with the number. No need to count.

Silverstream: That. Is. Adorable.

Silverstream: D’aww. Sorry Sandy! You’re cute the way you are.

Sandbar: Not helping my dignity here.

Gallus: Mate, you’ve happily dressed as a cheerleader and this is what it takes to hurt your dignity?

Smolder: You’re still taller than Ocellus!

Ocellus: Hey!

Yona: Everycreature taller than changeling.

Silverstream: *glomps Sandbar* It’s alright. You’re still growing! I bet you’ll easily be taller than Gallus

Gallus: Hey!

Ocellus: But it’s only Monday!?!

Smolder: Exactly. It’s only Monday. We have four more days until the weekend.

Gallus: That’s a really negative way of looking at it.

Silverstream: Are you sure you’re not just upset that we have a paper due in for Professor Twilight?

Smolder: Wait... wut?

Silverstream: Yeah! That big long paper she’s been harping on about for weeeeeeks is due on Thursday!

Smolder: ...I’m doomed...

Yona: No worry! Yona help Smolder?

Sandbar: Aww, that’s nice. Going to help her come up with ideas?

Yona: What? No. Yona not miracle worker. Yona was going to help put Dragon in box and mail her away.

Gallus: The changeling method!

Ocellus: That is not the changeling metho- Grrrnngh! *huffs and storms off*